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Text Abbreviations for Mom

 

Kids are the only ones that can have a text language, right Mom?!

AB46 — Awake before 6
ARS — Acid reflux sucks
BJE — Best job ever
BITO — Bun in the oven
CIH? — Can I help?
CIR — Child in room
CIMC — Crying in my coffee
CS — Colic sucks
CTNM — Child texted, not me
DN — Date night
EM — Epic meltdown
EOWK — Eating out with kids
GUTF — Growing up too fast
HOOT — Husband out of town
IIBY — Is it bedtime yet?
INAN — I need a nap
LTTR — Lollipops to the rescue
MACA — Mac and cheese again
MTWS — Make the whining stop
MTCS — Make the crying stop
MBAL — My boobs are leaking
MRBD — Moms rule, babies drool
MRDD — Moms rule, daddies drool
MTO — Mommy time out
NWASB — Never wake a sleeping baby
NMC — Need more coffee
NMS — Need more sleep
NMW — Need more wine
PA — Park anyone?
PE — Poop everywhere
POS — Phone on silent
POTFA — Pee on the floor again
PTS — Potty training sucks
PWH — Phone was hijacked
RLMM — Running late, major meltdown
SBSA — Sharpie bandit strikes again
SMTSLS — So many toys, so little space
SN — Still napping
SOAL! — Stepped on a lego!
ST — So tired
TMI — Too many interruptions
TMS — Too much sugar
TO — Time out

TTCD — Time to change diaper
TTF — Time to feed
TTGCTS — Trying to get child to sleep
TTP — Time to pump
TTSP — This too shall pass
VA — Vacuuming again
WSIMFB? — What should I make for breakfast?
WSIMFD? — What should I make for dinner?
WSIMFL? — What should I make for lunch?
WGMP
B — Won't give my phone back

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