-Ahhh to be a teenager again.   So in mother of the year Lynn Spears' new book she says Brit Brit started drinking at 13, lost her virginity at 14 and started doing drugs at 15.  I think I got the order right on that, who knows....they all go together.  Anyone supriised?  No.  K....thought so.

-Oh snap guuuuurl!!!!  Oh no she didn't....Carrie Underwood called Jessica Simpson fat.  I'm not sure why, probably has to do with her still being bitter about Tony Romo.  Seriously, get over it, he doesn't like you anymore.

-Mary Kate Olsen has cheated on her B/F.  In other news, she needs to eat.  I heart the internet.

-So Beyonce had to put on 20 pounds for her latest movie role.   That's great.  Seriously it encourages girls to be thicker, I'm all about it.  I also wish someone would compensate me for getting fatter.  Anyone interested can email.  If not, that's ok, I'll still continue to get chubby.

-It's official Brit Brit will kick off the VMAs Sunday.  So let me get this straight we bumped Katy Perry who had the song of the summer for a girl who looked drugged up last year when she performed, totally bombed and hasn't had a hit in years?  Ok just making sure.

-Speaking of the Spears fam, looks like Jamie Lynn is offically the preggo teen ambassador.  Word has it that she is sending Bristol Palin (the 17-year-old daughter of Sarah Palin, John McCain's vice presidential pick) a baby basket with some gifts and what not.  I don't know what the Gov. should be more upset about, that fact that her teen daughter is preggers or that she is being contacted by a member of the Spears family.  I vote for the later.

-Here's a sneak preview of Beyonce's photo shoot with Marie Claire.

-Guess the return of 90210 didn't suck.   Turns out it was the highest rated show ever for the CW.  Wait that just means alot of people watched, it still might have sucked.

-Which hip hop mogul has a SECRET hidden camera in his bedroom so he can record his "sessions"

-Natasha Liukin who you might remember as a gold medal Olympic gymnist is wasting no time picking up those endorsements.  She is also scheduled to make a guest appearence on Gossip Girl

-Rihanna.....eating at McDonalds......and wanna see that car Chris Brown got her?

-Now I may have made a slight crack about Michael Phelps last night but serously, I didn't go as far as Amanda Beard did.  This guy just one 8 medals and is like superhuman and when asked if she would hook up with him, she replied "ewww".  Heartless.  When he is hooking up with LiLo in 2 months you'll be sorry.

-So who's moving to the gayborhood?  I hear it's another boyband member.  Maybe from the same boyband that was in the news for a divorce earlier this week and one that is about to go on tour.  All for publicity you say??  NOOO....never.

-So in the same week that Rihanna's CD went DOUBLE PLATINUM it's being reported that she is broke.  She has a ton of endorsements, has done countless tours and you are going to tell me she has no money?  Guess she can always hit up Chris Brown for a loan.

-Paris is searching for a new BFF on TV (again).  And since we're sick of her over in the states she's going to be doing it over in England.

-And Jennifer Garner is preggers....again....It's child number 2 for her and hubby Ben Affleck.

-Ricky Martin is pregnant too....kinda.   It seems Ricky is now a father of twins he conceived through a surrogate mother.  I'm as confused as you are and the article doesn't really help to clarify.  Sorry.

-It turns out John Mayer dumped Jennifer Anniston via text message.  You know what, I'm ok with this.  It's 2008, we do everything else via text message.  What's the problem here?!?!?!

-Odd looking SNL star Chris Kattan has set a new record for the world's shortest celeb marrige.  They are just splitting up for now but after 8 blissfull weeks of marriage you can guess divorce is right around the corner.  Anyone remember how long Mario Lopez was married?  I think this beat his record.

-So who is the most googled Olympian?  Here's a hint...it's not Michael Phelps.

-Why does it take women so long to get ready (or "wditwsltgr" for short)??  I'm not sure but this article tries to explain. 

-Avril Lavigne is too sexy......for Malaysia.  Did you really think I was gonna call Avril sexy?!?!?!

-Here's a sneal peak at the Sports Illustrated cover with Michael Phelps.

-Nick Cannon really needs to have his man card revoked.  Not only is he rumored to be waiting on Mariah hand and foot, but here she goes and says he reminds her of her mom.  PS---MARIAH----THAT IS NOT A COMPLIMENT A GUY EVER WANTS TO RECEIVE.  EVER.

-Speaking of Mariah she is going to be a part of a televised charity special airing on Sept 5th that will include Beyonce, Fergie, Miley and more!!

-And for no reason whatsoever Nicole Scherz---whatever her name is--- and the rest of PCD in bikinis.

-This is good news for any of you reading this that used to have an unhealthy obsession with New Kids On The Block of NKOTB for short.  Seems as though one of
the New Kids is now single.  His wife filed for divorce over the weekend, just in time for him to go on tour. 

-So who is Michael Phelps dating?  Well that depends who you talked to.  It seems that it's one of two girls.  If the two didn't know about eachother before, they presumably do now.

-So Madonna's ticked about her b-day party.  And she's not mad about who showed up, but about who DIDN'T show up.

-So what's on John Mccain's I-Pod?  Well nothing I've ever heard of to be honest, but at least it's good know that he owns one.  I'm just not sure how I would feel about telling the world about my personal music preferences if they included ABBA and The Platters.

-And someone has tracked down Jennifer Aniston to get her thoughts on Brad Pitt. 

-J Lo is going to compete in a triathalon.  Sorry it's a slow news day.

-46 million dollars......that's what it's going to cost Phil Collins to get divorced.  I think we might hear a new Phil Collins album soon, or maybe even see a tour.  He's gonna have to do something to recoup some of that money.

-Kim Kardashian "performed" over the weekend in Vegas with The ****cat Dolls.   Appearently she is losing weight and had a tough time fitting into her outfit.  Seriously who is gonna pay attention to her now, if she loses her behind?

-Turns out SamRon wasn't LiLo's first fling from the opposite sex.  Find out who else she was getting it on with.....

-"Rumer Rumer with a big hairy tumor".   Rumer Willis shares her thoughts about growing up and being made fun of.  Also check out her new bf....err...um ....friend.

-From the "I didn't see this coming" department, Jennifer Aniston is sinle (again).  This time John Mayer gave her the boot.  Find out why here.

-I'm posting this link not because I think it's newsworthy but because it's just wrong.  The title of the article is "Ali Lohan Flaunts A Fuller Chest".   Ummmm she's 15.  Chris Hanson from Dateline's How To Catch Predator will be contacting the author of this article shortly I hope.

-Here's something I never thought I would type......Madonna is NOT adopting another child from Malawi.  I guess 23 is enough.  Ok maybe it's not that many but you get my point.

-Pics of Rihanna and Chris Brown cuddling.  Awwww.  No sarcastic description needed.  Ok maybe just one....remember they're just friends.

-Here's a fun game to play at home or work when you're bored.:  Kim Kardashian- Booty Detective.  It's fun for the whole family!

-You can tell SamRon is the boy in her relationship with LiLo.  Not only because she looks like one, but because she doesn't like shopping.  It's the only time you see them apart from eachother honestly.

Back from a week off from Musikfest....

-Sorry but the thought of Vaness Hudgens performing good ol' West Virginia makes me chuckle.  Enjoy the pics (and all the fine country folks in them) by clicking here.

-Lil Wayne's daughter killed in a car accident?  Not true appearently.  Just another one of those internet hoaxes.

-Oh horray......celeb mom of the year Lynn Spears is FINALLY putting her book out.  Be sure to pick it up, espcially if you want your kids to turn out just like Brit Brit and Jamie Lynn.  Take notes Mr. and Mrs. Cyrus.....

-Check out these pics I found of Samantha Ronson ACTUALLY WEARING MAKE UP!!  She is the one in the middle I think, or maybe the one on the left, not sure.  Either way, how did they get her to actually put make up on?  What was the occassion?

-The Jo Bros are keeping the Miley/Selena fued going.  Find out how and what t-shirt Kevin was wearing that started the whole thing by clicking here.

-Check out Swizz Beats take on Coldplay's Viva La Vida.  Very Cool!!

-So Rihanna is engaged to Chris Brown.....supposedly.....and now THERE IS PROOF!!  Check the ring out in this pic.

-Usher has fired his manager.  This is not normally newsworthy, however guess who he hired to replace her?  That's right, Mom is back to being in charge of his career..

-Is Katie Holmes preggers???  Does anyone care anymore?

-Is Shia LaBouf about to lose his pinky?!!?!?!  I'm guesing most women won't mind.  I mean it's your pinky, what do you really need it for?  Would you still hook up with Shia if he had 9 fingers?  Ponder that......

-Jena Jammeson is preggers.  If I'm not mistaken she isn't in the porn biz anymore.  Something tells me middle school is gonna be hard for that kid once his peers figure out who his mom is. 

-Dear LiLo, Match tatoos are a bad idea even if you are dating a girl.  Keep that in mind.  Thanks, hugs and kisses, love, Grooves.

-Speaking of people who constantly need attention, who was Aubrey O'Day spotted swapping spit with?  Here's a hint:  It wasn't a dude.

-By now I'm sure you head about Morgan Freeman's car accident, but if not, here you go.

-Bad news ladies.  The mag that refuses to run the naked pics of myself that I keep submiting, Playgirl, is going away.  Jan/Feb 2009 will be their last issue.

-So LiLo and SamRon are now supposedly getting married, coincidently right around when LiLo's album is due out.  What's that you say......they are just doing it for publicity?!?!?!  No, I'll have you know that it's true love.  Oh and needless to say this is going to happen in California, or Massachucets I guess...

-Pam Anderson bans close ups?!?!?  Look at the pic of her on the left, than the one on the right, and I think you'll see why.

-Miley Cyrus would like to babysit your kids.  I would politely say no, I don't know you corrupting them.

-Did you know there was a rare Jo Bros CD that fewer than 70,000 people own?  It's true and for just $352 you can own your own copy.

-Rumor has it that Justin will be bringing sex back to the Oscars this year.

-Ladies, your boyfriend does not love you unless he pops your zits.  It's true, just ask Chris Brown and Rihanna, who are just friends BTW.  Also Jordin Sparks says they are definitely dating, or at least that's what Mediatakeout.com is saying.  We know how reliable they are.

-Lastly, 2 of the top 4 finalists on So You Think You Can Dance have been hospitalized.  Find out who and why by clicking here.