This is the 147th Valentine's Day people will celebrate with those candy conversation hearts.  Sure, they taste like a mix of chalk and garbage, but the messages on them are the BEST.  Which is why people buy FOUR MILLION POUNDS of them a year.

"The Atlantic" talked to NECCO, the company behind them, and got a list of some of the messages on the hearts they've RETIRED over the years.  After all, slang evolves . . . and you don't want your hearts sounding un-hip, right?


Here are our picks for the top 10 retired conversation heart messages

 

#10.)  HOT CHA. (WHY? I would give this to EVERYONE)

 

#9.)  The peace symbol.

 

#8.)  1-800 CUPID.

 

#7.)  YOU ARE LATE.  (--In this day and age, people would see that as a teen pregnancy scare.)

 

#6.)  SAUCY BOY.

 

#5.)  HEP CAT.

 

#4.)  DIG ME.

 

#3.)  GROOVY.

 

#2.)  FAX ME.

 

#1.)  YOU ARE GAY.  (--Yep, they really had this one.  It was back when it actually meant "You are happy and lighthearted".)

 You can see more retired phrases here.

 

(The Atlantic)